Taking the piss..

In Tims seminar today, we were told the scrap the fancy copy which the art director placed on certain perfume ads and create our own, new copy which would criticize the ad (basically take the piss). I looked at contrasting groupings such as Masculine vs Feminine. Here's how I got on...

 

Masculine 

i'm a strong man, I can lift, I went for an audition for TOWIE but got this gig instead, i'm a sex god, girls fall at my feet, you can't resist my puppy dog eyes, i'll never deserve you.

Female

i'm hot, you're not, I can't sing so I release perfumes instead, i'm irrelevant but at least I look good, standing naked in a forest.. standard, prostitute, my hourly rate is.

Luxury

yes i'm expensive water, i'm prettier than you, for rich snobby bitches, i'm naked, you can't afford our lifestyle, i'm a tacky bitch, burn my money.

Economy

smelly water in a plastic bottle, you're gonna get a rash, 15 minutes of fresh, turn your wrist green, why buy the real thing?

Rural

all I need in life, at least it's not horse shit, i live in the country so i must be happy, opacity 50%, i have hayfever, i'm lost.

Urban

 

a spray a day will not keep the doctor away, pollution in a bottle, my head is as empty as these balloons, i work on wall st.. enough said, another NY perfume.